The Head Tilt [x]
UGH…he could seduce me in 10 seconds flat
he does seduce me in .5 seconds flat


sometimes you get funny frozen gifs
sometimes you get a double winchester bitchface
why would people reblog this
why would people not reblog this
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
i want one
Oww
do you know how happy these make me
ahahaha
This is the cutest thing ever I want to do this!
My dad might be making me one of these :’)
woah your dad can make beds??
yeah well my dad can make damn good toast
My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk
your dad and i have that in common
my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..
my dad makes these for everyone but me
reblogging cause omg the comments
ummmm my dad works does this count
yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^
no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry
my dad doesn’t wear a shirt
It’s TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you’re just staring at your dash.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me



